Je ne parle pas français
I just booked our room for the trip to Montreal. I had my first encounter with a french speaking person over the phone and boy, was it ever nerve racking! Not because the man wasn’t polite and all that. He was very friendly, but I almost froze up and didn’t say anything when they answered the phone with a ‘bonjour-hello’. I had read that it is polite to always start off in french no matter if you don’t know the language or not. It’s the polite thing to do, but I just couldn’t make myself say bonjour! I’m much more nervous about going off to Montreal now. I know I’ll only have to start off in French for a few words before they realize ‘hey, she has a really horrible accent, I think she’s an American…let’s continue in english for her sake’, but oh, the idea of speaking a language which I have absolutely no schooling in is downright scary. How terribly can I mess up their language without offending them? Will I mispronounce a word so incorrectly that I end up asking the waiter for a monkey instead of the menu?
I suppose all we can do is try our darndest to not mess up the pronunciation and be extremely polite and avoid being ‘those loud and obnoxious Americans’. Actually, Joe and I are really quiet people, so we’ve been tagged as Canadians during our travels without even trying to hide the fact that we are from the U.S., but I doubt we can actually fool French Canadians so much.
That reminds me of waiting in customs to enter England. We saw a group of college age guys covered head to toe in Canadian colors with the Canadian flag patches everywhere. It looked ridiculous. They acted and talked like they were from the U.S. to me. Sure enough, I see one of them pull out a U.S. passport. They weren’t fooling anyone!
For now I’m off to practice a very important phrase…
Je ne parle pas français…..
jhuh ne parl pah frahn-say…
juh nay parl pah fraun-say…
ugh!
















